"To think that Suarez, when he committed the hand ball, knew what was going to happen afterward would be something superhuman. The hand of Suarez is the hand of God and the Virgin Mary -- that's how Uruguayans see it." -- Uruguay coach, Oscar Tabarez
There was a young man from Uruguay,
whose hands struck the ball away one day.
In football that's taboo,
you're 'sposed to use your shoe,
but no law governs the heat of play.
